Concerned Citizen Response to Christopher Booker

The Telegraph-  21 January 2011

As we count the cost of the freeze, Government prepares for global warming

The authorities continue to prepare for 'rising temperatures' despite a succession of unprecedentedly cold winters, says Christopher Booker  

As we emerge, temporarily perhaps, from weeks of the coldest weather since records began – with snow disasters right round the northern hemisphere, from the US and Europe to China and Mongolia – more examples come to light of how the cost of extreme cold is far greater than that of warming. We already have a £9.6 billion backlog to cover repairs to roads damaged in previous winters, and the price of repairing the potholes and crumbling asphalt caused by this winter’s even more intense cold threatens to raise that by billions more (even though Government cuts will trim that budget by 15 per cent).

In Northern Ireland, 80,000 households were deprived of water by burst mains operated by the state-owned Northern Ireland Water. Yet as recently as October it published a strategic plan wholly obsessed by the need to transform its infrastructure to meet the challenge of global warming.

Another frozen chicken which came home to roost was the crisis confronting many of the eight million homes now heated by condensing boilers, made compulsory by John Prescott in 2005 as a way of reducing Britain’s carbon footprint. What Mr Prescott failed to do was impose, on this tightly regulated industry, any requirement that the pipes to take away the resulting water should not be placed on the outside of buildings. (Responsibility for this crucial system failure has since been passed to the Health and Safety Executive.)

The result is that up to a million external pipes froze in December, shutting off the heating. In Yorkshire alone, British Gas reported 60,000 emergency call-outs, at up to £300 a time – costing householders a fortune thanks to Mr Prescott’s obsession with global warming.

Meanwhile, two days before Christmas, the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs published a 130-page document warning how Britain’s infrastructure will “struggle to cope with climate change” between 2030 and 2100, as our road, rail and water networks are threatened by “floods, rising temperatures and higher sea levels”.  

ENDS

 

 

—now let me ask in rebuttal; how many times do we clever, intelligent, articulate, educated sensible people have to explain to all you thicko-sceptic types:
 
1.  If the temperatures (anywhere anytime) get temporarily (i.e. no trends) a wee tiny little baby smidgeon bit cooler, as in the above referenced article—that's entirely because of Global Warming! (Sheeeesh ...)
 
2.  And of course if the globe gets hotter, as it has done for the last umpty zillion years (without precedent, note)—that's self-evidently because of Global Warming. What else could it be? How can you possibly deny that Truth? (But you will try ...)
 
3.  Get this, you poor pathetic gullible naive foolish fools — any (r) ANY form of temperature shift at this delicate point is entirely and irredeemably due to Anthropogenic (means man-made) (oops, I meant person-made, please forgive) Global Warming.
 
Self evident, I shouldn't have to keep explaining like this, I have better things to do (planet to save, all that sort of thing). 
Please wake up — and when you do, we'll all be getting up a petition to double the taxes on anything at all to raise revenues to send more Greenies to the next Cancun (always in a hot country, have you noticed? They never go to Skagway or Antarctica in mid winter, why is that?) conference. We'll be saving trees by electronically promulgating the minutes, conclusions, and discussions in advance, too.
 
However, because you lot will insist on persisting with your stupidities even in the face of incontrovertible and overwhelming evidence, I'll just have to keep posting such links. So there. 
Global Warming? Of course—scientists have proven that the whole planet was a giant ice-ball snowball once. So? 
So what has happened since then? Man (oops, person) came along and invented agriculture (think cows with their nasty smelly yukky methane) and industry (think pollution, mechanised wars, trains, ships, knives and forks, television, hospitals, carbon dioxide, oil crises and all that jazz) and stuffed it all up by defrosting the place. Just think what a Utopia we would be in right now without agriculture and industry—not a blasted oil well in sight, all the grass we can eat and no blasted Sceptics!!!
 
Sceptics, please get a life ...
 
Yours with lots of luv and kisses
 
CONCERNED CITIZEN